My colleague Becky pointed me towards perhaps the most useful REST API on the interwebs. Fuck Off As A Service describes itself thus
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.
Of course once you have a web service, you need to put it to work, so here is a demo that abuses you and shows you a picture of an angry kitten at the same time. This work would literally have been impossible without the power of FOAAS. I’m expecting an IPO any day now.