Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been causing obesity the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.