The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez reading the works of Karl Marx was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..