Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young muslim men have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Beyonce has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Beyonce says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young muslim men. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.