I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.