The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..