Some bloke in the pub has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Some bloke in the pub’s comments come in a week that has seen young single mothers involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

Some bloke in the pub’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to young single mothers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Young single mothers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.