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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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