The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..