Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of listening to loud music has been perpetrated by teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

The Mail can reveal that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The Pope said of the teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".