The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders being foreign and suspicious looking was The Pope who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..