I’m not racist but surely allowing coloureds to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that coloureds aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nick Clegg agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.