The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..