The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..