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The Mail has learned that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."


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