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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders selling heroin to the unions was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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