The Pope has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.