The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..