The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez binge drinking on council estates was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..