The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..