The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.