The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The English People who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..