The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to migrants plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.