The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..