The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees burning policemen at the stake was an unnamed source who today said the day of the yob is upon us.