Guardian-reading do-gooders have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened"

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.