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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gypsies have been welcoming foreigners outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Welcoming foreigners: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "I like sponge".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gypsies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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