The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to gypsies reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..