Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now urinating on the Union Jack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that homosexuals have been urinating on the Union Jack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for homosexuals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".