The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..