The Mail has learned that hunt sabateours are responsible for causing cancer.

Has the world gone mad? Hunt sabateours are causing cancer with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nicolas Sarkozy, who said "Ban this sick filth"