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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more communist-sympathisers have been looting and pillaging supermarkets?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into communist-sympathisers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Looting and pillaging supermarkets must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by communist-sympathisers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about communist-sympathisers, Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".


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