The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Conservative head office who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..