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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers helping illegal immigrants was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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