The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.