I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called new age travellers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called new age travellers aren’t terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.