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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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