The Mail has learned that gangs of children, some still in their prams are responsible for urinating on the Union Jack.

Has the world gone mad? Gangs of children, some still in their prams are urinating on the Union Jack with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Vince Cable, who said "our prisons are like holiday camps."