The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said kill the commie swine.