Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been helping so-called migrants outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Helping so-called migrants: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.