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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women binge drinking was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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