The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians urinating on the Union Jack was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..