Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Beyonce said of the feminazis, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".