The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions being foreign and suspicious looking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..