George Osborne has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers George Osborne’s comments come in a week that has seen paedophiles involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

George Osborne’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to paedophiles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Paedophiles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.