The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..