Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norman Tebbit said of the feminazis, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".