The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy terrorising innocent investment bankers was James May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.