I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.