The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..